As a world-famous author I am happy to accept your invitation to post on your new site to help you gain traction. It won’t do any harm to me either, of course. I can read it in your small-town rag already. Famous author stops by local blogger’s site!
Ken, you are so talented. Hurry up and finish those books. I know a couple of publishers who would be only too glad to accept Voyager, a unique vision that will have the public hounding you for autographs.
Your concept really moved me. Now, excuse me if I flush and go topside to make sure my scantily clad crew has enough booze.